The Curse of Cancelvania

from The Invisible Album by Boo Dudes

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lyrics

You don't return from Cancelvania
You live forever with this curse
Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania
Can't even get out in a hearse!

The Count must be held acCountable
In the land of ghosts
Where the cold winds blow
and canceled creatures roam

Aunt Jemima. Uncle Ben. Bill Cosby. Kevin Spacey were our friends.
Splash Mountain, Roseanne. All condemned!

Scientists cancel the world!
You need consent to bite girls!
But that's ok! Don't cancel me!

You don't return from Cancelvania
You live forever with this curse
Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania
Can't even get out in a hearse!

Frankenstein will live in shame
Of the things he said
While he was off his meds
and became un-wed

Mascots. Team Names. Lara Croft. Xanax bars and white dreadlocks. Coca-Cola. Happiness, now dwell in this abyss

Scientists cancel the world!
You need consent to bite girls!
But that's ok! Don't cancel me!

You don't return from Cancelvania
You live forever with this curse
Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania
Can't even get out in a hearse!