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Fun-Size the Government
00:33
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FUN-SIZE THE GOVERNMENT
It's just suburban begging
Comsumer candy waste
Steal some from your sister
and shove it in your face
Kind bud so loud
I've traded treats for tricks
legalize the natty bud
so kids can get their kicks
FUN-SIZE THE GOVERNMENT
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2. |
Wack O Lantern
00:32
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Glowing eyes cut out your skull
a grin of hate
Carving in to orange flesh
with candy for bait
Your burning cross, a crime against ghost kind
Humans have such hateful twisted minds
Those jack-o-lanterns on your porch are GONNA. GET. SMASHED.
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3. |
Dug Up and Danked Out
01:08
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Dug up from the ground
where the cannabis roots are found
Baron Samedi! Fuck I'm a zombie!
Burnin' big blunts of that loud
Dankenstein is dead
Silver bullet to the head
Science defeated, so we can get weeded
Smoking out back in the shed.
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4. |
Gram Smoker's Dracula
01:29
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Dankenstein told the Graveyard Guys
about a time he got too high
There comes a time for reckoning
and I reckon that time is nigh
When he built and bonged a strigoi
In the jungle soil thence
Floating in a poison mist
with chronic munchies ever since
Gram Smoker's Dracula
Stalks the island at night
Gram Smoker's Dracula
All he wants is a bite
(and weed)
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5. |
Strain Breeders
01:48
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Strain breeder
Brain eater
I've smoked myself to death
Immolate the bud!
We're comin' to your local mall
The fog of death rolls from my bong
Children will puff down with me
Trick or treat
Gimme weed
Kids are something good to eat
Inject a strain
of heady bong
Bare your throat
This won't take long
Trick of treat
I repeat
Kids are something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
Baby flesh, medium rare
Strain breeder
Weed reaper
Crucify the jocks and preps
I am the living death
Steady chillin' with head nug
Marijuana is not a drug
I like to murder everything
I like weed
weed is tyte
Think I'll kill someone tonight
Cheesy burger
Greasy fries
Turkey leg with raw fish eyes
Side of candy corn will do
Out of my way or I'll eat you
I like weed
Weed is tyte
I like weed
Weed is tyte
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6. |
1 2 Spook U
00:36
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Unearthed
Zombie curse
Dankenstein control my mind
Everythings a fucking blur
I need bud
Ganja blood
Dig me up and dank me out
Zombified in the mud
1 2 Spook U
Science dead
Seein' red
Dankenstein's suicide
burned himself alive
1 2 Spook U
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7. |
Dosed (on Halloween)
00:53
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Possessed to shred
Decaying head
I'm the fuckin' thrashing dead
A dozen eggs aimed at your head
Monster underneath your bed
Your window's broke
Spirits woke
Tons of candy down my throat
Christ is lord
Skate a board
Inject a needle full of smoke
Dosed on Halloween
Is it Trick? or is it Treat?
Skate a haunted cul-de-sac
Graveyard Guys are fuckin' back
Drop in on a Ouija board
Jesus, our eternal lord
Spooky cauldron full of beer
I'm the fuckin' guy you fear
Lawyer up, it's goin' down
Graveyard Guys are back in town
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I don't give a shit about Christmas
I don't wanna celebrate your holidays anyway
I don't give a shit about Christmas
Halloween is tight as fuck
Halloween is fucking dank
Keep your fucking cool
We're gonna smoke a bowl
Fuck Christmas
Puffin' on some cheeb
Santa is a dweeb
Nuke Christmas
Christmas is a myth
So I'm gonna chuff a spliff
Fuck Christmas
Jesus was a bum
His skull was fuckin numb
Nuke Christmas
I don't give a shit about Christmas
I don't wanna celebrate your holidays anyway
I don't give a shit about Christmas
Halloween is tight as fuck
Halloween is fucking dank
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*REDACTED and under review for evidence*
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10. |
My Fuckin' Stash
02:22
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*hardcore jibber-jabber*
MY FUCKIN' STASH
Slow talker
Zombie walker
Comin' your way!
We are the family that YOU betrayed
It's fuckin' Halloween
Where's your fuckin' loyalty?
That's my fuckin' stash you raid!
MY FUCKIN' STASH
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