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I started eating children
and didn't even cry
I was hungry, that's all,
didn't really wonder why
I liked to cause some mayhem
on the people
but not on Halloween
'cause it's sinful
10th month goes by,
We had no home,
We had no food,
We're all alone.
Pastor Steve picks us up
drives us over to his church's lock-in
There's no sin at a lock-in
We'll go to church and praise HIM
Eve's original sin
was bobbing for apples on H*******n
All Hallows' Eve is not for me
So let's go to the lock-in at church on H*******n
Ok, so here's the secret
Pay attention
??????? THC
and oh yeah, ???????
???????
and we don't know how to buy it
for ourselves, YEAH!
There's no sin at a lock-in
We'll go to church and praise HIM
Eve's original sin
was bobbing for apples on H*******n
All Hallows' Eve is not for me
So let's go to the lock-in at church on H*******n
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Halloween I felt real bold, smoked some sticky
yeah the only thing I like is weed
that and my savior Christ
revealed that holidays are sinful
and to trick or treat you can not go
god came down from heaven
and he's got these open wounds, and cross he dragged
St Nick, why you such a prick, yeah
Yule Tide is sinful
Like a witch on a broomstick
Dankenstein said Jesus smoked, blew stanky doink clouds
THC's true blessing shows
holidays are sinful times
the Dachter he said so
Pentecost
the only one allowed
All Hallowed by our goofy god
in a rainbow burial shroud
Did you know my sweet
yeah that holidays are witchery and
It's a sin to trick-or-treat
yeah It's a sin to trick-or-treat
The Thing!, picked up guitar
but I thought that was forbidden
That's when, I blazed some kush
and I don't handle my drugs well
Dank-en-stein said so
he caught me
did you know my sweet
yeah that holidays are witchery yeah
It's a sin to trick or treat
whose mole fleas tend their balls
It's a sin, to trick or treat
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Jesus Smokes Weed
02:53
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Halloween never meant nothing to me
it's just lame candy
i'd rather boof some heady nuggs
and go and kill some
kids with their whole lives ahead of them
cause trick-or-treating's a sin
and I gave my life to HIM
cause jesus smoked weed
with this sacrament my blessings now abound
and my victims run around
I'm laughin like a clown
goofin and clownin
THC rises from a cursed grave
my LORD my GOD I'm saved
so what? so what? so what? so
many people think marijuana's a drug
but my homie's got tha plug
check this grave I dug
now step inside and
chuff a spliff and get on your knees
repeat this prayer after me
jesus smoked weed
your name is now in the BOOk of life
you can puff any strain you like (because!)
jesus smoked weed
[circle pit]
and when, I feel like giving up
like my GODs forsaken me
i inject a heady bong
to learn what's right, you must do wrong
Heaven's the place for me
up there it's always 420 yea-ahh
chuff a spliff and get on your knees
repeat this prayer after me
jesus smoked weed
your name is now in the BOOk of life
you can puff any strain you like (because!)
jesus smoked weed
Halloween never meant nothing to me
it's just lame candy
i'd rather boof some heady nuggs
and go and kill some
kids with their whole lives ahead of them
cause trick-or-treating's a sin
and I gave my life to HIM
cause jesus smoked weed
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Eviloution is a lie that they told us in school
But HIS love will never die, so I want to praise HIM
Let's meet the LORD together
let's live in HIS light
Overdose on kind buds tonight
You see, Terry never died but reached a state of high-ness
that I want to be with you, girl, so c'mon and try this
Let's meet the LORD together
let's live in HIS light
Overdose on kind buds tonight
Let's meet the LORD together
let's live in HIS light
Overdose on kind buds tonight
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