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Haint Anger

by Boo Dudes

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1.
There's a fear in my beer and I'm skeered. Somethin' here is spooky and weird A dark spectre a'fright is gonna chase me all night There's a fear in my beer and I'm skeered Hey creeper with the reefer you can keep 'er I'm goin' for to see the grim reaper Another bottle of blood for my monsterous buds There's a fear in my beer and I'm skeered I'm lookin' scary and kinda hairy I should be buried in a honky tonk mortuary Don't give me no science It's the cause of ALL violence There's a fear in my beer and I'm skeered
2.
It was a dark and spooky day when I saw Dracula on the lake The day was dark so he did not fry but then again, he nearly undied! Oh haunted houseboat Blood burger in paradise minifridge full of blood light. No rules for the kooky count but wear your deathvest so you do not drown! Oh haunted houseboat He had some skis made of skeleton and a suit made from zombie skin Renfield drove the drag-pontoon. He's skiing into a blood typhoon! O' haunted houseboat!
3.
You went to college. Dean's list! Good job! You're an archaeologist. You're digging holes in search of gold with your degree in... Archaeology Feed them money to make shit up and fill text books. Steal a mummy to get more money! Crypt robbing crooks! You're in a jungle. What do you see? An empty temple! Time to archaeology You found a coffin You got your wish! Congratulations, you're an... Archaeologist Disturb a dead guy You are beset by an ancient curse! Demons ensnare you! Fuck up your hair-do! And kill all your kids. Because you're...an archaeologist :(
4.
It was a dark and spooky night she pushed my head down out of sight Bobbin for apples on Halloween. Can't come up until I've found my prize It's how you play and not the size. I'll go bobbin' for apples if you're keen! Bobbin'! Bobbin'! Baby's got me bobbin' for apples Bobbin' for apples on Halloween. She played that game with other men Caught her bobbin' on my best friend Bobbin' for apples in you're 18 Went to a gala and who was I with? Caught me bobbin' with Granny Smith Bobbin' for apples on Halloween Bobbin'! Bobbin'! Baby's got me bobbin' for apples Bobbin' for apples on Halloween.
5.
Sarcophagus rock mummified Priest Creepy Crocodile Floating in the Nile Putting a curse on me Putting a curse on ME Sarcophagus rock Beetle head god Pyramids rule Undead ghoul The Sphinx is really old The Sphinx is really old Science is bullshit Science is wrong Scientists invented the atom bomb Crashing my tomb Pissing me off! Sarcophagus rock Egypt is dope All my organs are stored in canopic jars Ghosts are real Facts are dumb Sarcophagus rock Science just sucks We have all the tech we need in 2000 BC Science is bullshit Science is wrong Scientists invented the atom bomb Science is bullshit Science is wrong Scientists invented the atom bomb
6.
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more Sick of raisenettes and candy corn Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore Carvin' pumpkins is such a bore Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore Johnny still parties on Halloween Johnny still likes to party on Halloween Hackin' up the neighborhood Murderin' teens Johnny still likes to party on Halloween Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more He don't want no candy He's got a taste for gore Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
7.
Dark and spooky sand infernal rhythm from a steel drum band of hell where demons swell and they're getting a tan. Roasting flesh of the damned. A mai tai from a dead guy chilling in my hand oh shit... This party is lit! It's Lucifers luau Creepy! Tiki! At Lucifers luau getting wasted in the heat. Hula dancin' witch Ukeleles here in Hades with that island kitsch oh no! they're getting brimstoned at Lucifers luau. This magma pool is pretty cool so I dive in then i'm writhing in eternal torment with the ghouls Ow. Creepy! Tiki! at Lucifers luau at Lucifers luau we're at Lucifers luau it is Lucifers luau
8.
Mummy Wrap 02:27
Mummy wrap! It was a dark and spooky curse Came up out my tomb to spit this verse Homeboy drew a dog with a pointy nose Anubis straight chillin' cold clockin' the hoes. 12 cats buried in my house all lookin' for that mummy mouse Abbot and Costello, man, fuck them dudes! Woke me up early, now I'm on the loose Me vs. wolfman? now that's a sight but we cracked a brew, yeah we didn't fight. Listen up kids, you wanna piss off mom? Mummify yourself to the words of this song. Mummy Wrap! Who's that buster took his wrappin's all off??! It's just that faker Mr. Boris Karloff I think I sniffed too many bones Cuz my brains drippin' out right through my nose Horus had a line, I'm sure he's alright but we didn't see him for the rest of the night. Ra couldn't find him, man, fuck that guy! Though only does have that one good eye Heiroglyphs of my crew. Nile Delta Killaz yeah we comin' for you. In decay on Nefertiti's barge Even though we're dead, man we're livin' large. N is for the way that I decay D is for the day I went away K is for the people who can't understand how pharaoh turned mummy man The Nile is flooding That's my cue to go My mummy wrap is over Enjoy the show.
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[THERE IS NO GOD BUT SCIENCE]
10.
In the mystic mountain In the age of stone The wizard is creeping in the woods alone. He will fool you with logic He is the caster of lies When you dabble in science Everybody dies He draws the evil power From the written word In his book collection for which he will be burned. Got a putrid potion For people god wills to die Distilling in his alembic water purified Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science You invented germs Whoa-oh evil magick ov science With the power of numbers He uses math to scry Peering into the future with a scientific eye Slaying simple answers to god's mysteries Conjures the lightning and calls it electricity! He says witches are people and monsters aren't real That bleeding a patient won't help them heal He holds a evil sceptre with a cursed glass eye Spying on the gods up in the sky Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Thanks for the atom bombs Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science You killed god Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Science is too hard Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Whoa-oh! Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science You study rocks Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Whoa-oh! Evil magick of science At the stroke of midnight Underneath the moon He plants an evil seed of imminent doom. It was called sativa. a poison of the mind. When you dabble in science... Every body dies! Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Text books cost too much Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Whoa-oh! Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science You killed god Evil magick of science Evil magick ov science Evil magick ov science Whoa-oh! Evil magick of science

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released October 1, 2017

Sonic phenomena captured around the autumnal equinoxes of 2016 and 2017 by Ghastly Mike Hackenslash.
All demonic liturgy and haunted refrains by G.M. Hackenslash and Jesse Boo except Mummy Wrap freak beats by The Entity from the Other Place
Artwork by Thee Olde Ones
Catering and hospitality by The East Slashville Blood Bank

Ghastly Mike Hackeslash - 666 string, Howling, Baying, Beelzebass, and syntheDIEzer

Jesse Boo - Cursed bass, Dark ritual encantations

Bob Zombie - Saxophone from heck, lead gut-tars

Catfish Taylor - Moaning lapsteel on Fear in my Beer

Cthulhu - Undead shred on The Evil Magick of Science

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