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Master of Pumpkins

by Boo Dudes

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Bats! 02:47
Bats!
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It was a dark and spooky night. The count was down for a friday night fright. The ghouls laughed and the goblins spoke. You know your lisence been revoked! Don’t you drive Don’t you drive your dragula! There’s not much time Til your probation’s up! But noBLOODY could stop that jerk Down the highway to hell he swerved To the bell free of an ex girlFIEND He hadn't seen since she was 17! Second strike Don’t try to fight Sergeant Skellyman Your lawyer’s right You don’t stand a chance this time! Dracula’s 2nd DUI
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Worms crawl in Then they hide I guess they saw What the spider spied! Corpses rise Not quite alive It’s the spookiest night. Dia de los brain muertos! The creatures are afraid Of Dankenstein’s brigade A dark ritual tonight Burning hashish on a knife Tuck yourself in fucking tight. It’s 4/20! Ghosts and ghouls Undead freaks Prepare for this Unholy eve! Creeps with knives Too high to die It’s the 20th day of April Dia de los Brain Muertos! Phantoms stumbling along In this creepy haunted fog A curse from Mayan dudes With evil attitudes You’re all fucking screwed It’s 4/20! Even Dracula would not Inject a hit of pot! Want you all to sing a long "We don’t want your bongs!" We don’t want your bongs! Fuck 4/20!
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Raised on roofies in a science lab Released into the world to terrorize a frat! SCARES too low for the Cobweb League Yeah, Transylvania Tech was more of my speed! Dean Van Helsing all up in my face Get off my case! I'll spook the human race! Slammin' silver bullets in the graveyard at night Because ya just can't mess with a Sigma Delta FRIGHT! Kreepy! Kegger at the... Freaky! Frat house We got DJ Creature on the 1's and 2's We got a pool full of blood and a bucket of booze! Frankenstein is mackin' on a witchy old hag Yeah your mom threw away your be(a)st porno mag! Cthulu ripped a bong that bong that was 5 foot tall! Freddie versus Jason in the beer pong hall! We got tons of spooky ghoulies and a belfry with BATS at this creepy fuckin' kegger in this freaky fuckin' frat! Kreepy! Kegger at the... Freaky! Frat house Respect the ghouls! BOO MEANS BOO! BOO MEANS BOO! Freaky frat. Freaky frat.
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I woke from a dream A nightmare it seemed Of a bone chilling kind! The spectres did chase me ghouls wake me up! Twas then that i had the urge... I got up to pee What is this I see? Lurking the shadows of my tub. 8 legs and 6 eyes Born to terrorize! Doing a freaky dance around the drain. Oh what shall I do With a spider so huge He would take me for food?? There’s a spider in the tub My god! Yes a spider in the tub. Yuck! I beg him to flee I cannot kill the beast Because my vegan girlfriend would be angry. Furry and frightening Creature of the night I beseech thee leave me alone! I want to sleep And you want to feed On my blood and flesh and bones. Gross!
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Come, good children, down the rabbit trail Treats await you. Peeps to sate you. Find the eggs beyond the rabbit trail Serve your goddess It's fucking Easter Lay in the plastic grass and sleep Not much further to the peatman's bog Goddess loves you. The peat moss hugs you. Drink the blood of the sacred bog The goddess mommy demands a mummy. Her womb, it quickens for the harvest. Dye some eggs or die infertile. At least it's better than church.
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One night I was combing the beach When something spooky happened to me Ghosts were wailing Werewolves bayyyying! A bat flew up and said to me "The keg is full and cups are free Don’t tell what you see On paranormal beach!" Drac lays out to get a tan In the moonlight! Gets re-buried in the sand It’s a gnarly afterlife. Little green men were hanging ten Nessie’s cracking cans with his new girlfriend! Ghosts at the Terrifying tiki bar! Floating with ghouls drinking brains from a jar! The Lord Jesus Christ is tending the grill Chupacbra making sure the homies are chill! Frankie Brought the dank, If you want to throw down Weed is fucking rank, so get the fuck out! Cthulu stalking out of the waves To spit some game at some witchy babes He strikes out Humiliating! You start to flee, you’re sore afraid But you’re trapped, you can’t get away You’ll never escape From paranormal beach! Sasquatch starts to strum a song On acoustic. L. Ron Hubbard sings along It’s some spooky music! Just like the werewolf Under the moon It’s the zombies in the graveyard And they’re chasing you! You got the type of blood That can make me drool! Give me your neck Or your brains Ah let’s forget about it! Your neck or your braiiiiinz! Dimentional beings build castles of sand. Bodysurfing mummies and a vampyre band! Don’t tell a soul about what you saw ‘cause we don’t want hassle from the paranormal law! Dracula is cut off so they called him a cab But he grabbed his keys and made out like a bat! It’s a killer party and the ghoulies are freaks On paranormal beach!
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Frankenstein rise and shine from your grave. You know you got a court date today. Your spooky bride says your payments are late. Got to pay that alimony. Ex-bride of Frankenstein Shocking monster insane! Jump start the monsters heart Because he’s dying again! Ex-bride of Frankenstein Shocking monster, insane! Jump-start this monster's heart Because he's dyin' again! Such a stone cold bitch. She took your kids and took your dog away. She dug him up from the pet semetary. Fire bad but tinder good. Go out and meet the ghoulies In your neighborhood. Get back on your hearse! Take my advice. You know that you’re only gonna live twice... Maybe 3 or 4 times Ex-bride of Frankenstein Jump-start this heart of mine better run and hide from Frankie's ex-bride!
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He digs your graves Deep in the ground In the night time, fright time 6 feet deep is where he’s found! Mister Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebones Jones! He’s the Tzar of the graveyard Gravebones Jones. He’ll pluck the coins Out of your eyes! He once fucked a mermaid Which he currently denies. Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebone Jones! He makes the cemetary scary! Gravebone Jones. Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebone Jones! He’ll get you shipped to your crypt! Gravebone Jones. His skull is numb His brain is mush Smoking from the necrobong His Transylvania kush! Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebone Jones He makes the mausoleum girlies SCREAM! Gravebone Jones. He eats the worms From coffin lids takes his Jager with some gravedirt And a Redbull from the crypt! Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebones Jones! Like a funerary mother Mary Gravebone Jones! Gravebone! He’s Mister Gravebone Jones Connaisseur of the selpulchre Gravebone Jones GRAVEBONE! Gravebone Jones! he's the belle of the charnel! Gravebone Jones
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released October 1, 2015

Ghastly Mike Hackenslash - 666 string, disembodied wails, human organs
Jesse BOO - El Bajo de las fantasmas, disembodied background wails
Ghoulio Estevez - Bonechilling riff conjuration
Tad Dracula - Paranormal synthesizers and spooky sounds

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