Been working my bandages right down to the bone.
Got a kooky crypt and a mummy mama back at home
I been blessed with FEARDOM cuz freedom isn't free
Kickin' it with the ghost of liberty
Red White and Boo
Drink blood til you spew
They told me one day that terror wasn't cool
Well tell that to the common working ghoul
Kneeling as that ragged banner waves
o'r the land of fear and the home of the fuckin' GRAVES
Red White and Boo
Fireworks are scary so that's cool
On the run from ICE, they'll take me away
My papers are out of date so they say
Headin' back to Egypt, so very far
I'd put my hand on my heart if it weren't in a fuckin jar
Red White and Boo
Slam a bloodweiser down by the pool