*ghost sounds*

Dracula, can't you see? You've been drinking blood too long. Plasmatic alcohol. Now you're checking in to the Haunted Hotel Your afterlife is slipping and this motel ain't your home. You gotta leave that phone alone. Your past is now a ghost in the Haunted Hotel. Boo You will be haunted by the ghost of your dreams forever haunted by all your memories. He's drunk again on a dirty floor misses his coffin and his wife and his children of the night. Can you hear them howl underneath that bloody moon. Passing out dull stake in your hand to kill the monsters in this room, but the only monster here is you. There are many horrors here in the Haunted Hotel. Dracula Dracula cops are coming now they got a fucking warrant and they wanna take you down. Dracula Dracula under house arrest his bride kicked him out because he was a mess. Don't drive. Dracula, don't drive. Don't drive!

There are changes taking place. Tufts of hair all over my face. I feel my skelly starting to ache. Hear my voice starting to break. My body's changing in the full moon light My browser history gave my mummy a fright. Smell of death comes from my pits I'm craving flesh: ASSES AND TITS. I hate my fucking fascist dad. Fuck you, it's not a fad! Spooky changes happen to me. The arcane curse of puberty. I'm a MONSTER I'm a MAN I'M A MONSTER I'M A MAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

It was a dark and spooky night when I got that creepy invite "Come on over for a mild fright from the monster and his bride" Starts at midnight and ends by 3 No guests but family and fiends Light refreshments in the backyard of graves. Come on over for a spooky soirée. Come and join us at the spooky soirée If mundane terrors are what you crave We've got you covered like dirt on a grave. At the spooky soirée. We were the first to arrive that night what a startling and awkward fright! When at first i had to pee, a jack-o-latern walked in on me. There were babies, they were demon spawn and older relatives dug up from the lawn I think i saw a cake made of brains? that's pretty spooky for a spooky soirée Come and join us at the spooky soirée If mundane terrors are what you crave We've got you covered like dirt on a grave. At the spooky soirée. Discomfort is the biggest scare like finding that one grey hair. Social scenes when you wish you were home I'll just play on my phone. spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky We've got you covered like dirt on a grave. At the spooky soirée.

Surfin', surfin Everybody's surfin' the web Surfin' Everybody's surfin' the web Surf the web! Surfin' spider dropped into the water spout Tsunami came and wiped the spider out.

Dab witch...

It was a dark and spooky site I was lurking on the web last night Digging deep into an internet grave I found something SICK and depraved Beware the creatures in the comments section Beware the comments of the tumblr ghouls Transylphobic trolls are out to get you Bloodthirsty MRA fools MRA FOOLS UNGH Dracula had a kickstarter page to pay his DUI lawyer's wage Then down the screen, I dared to scroll Into the realm of the internet TROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Beware the creatures in the comments section Beware the comments of the tumblr ghouls Transylphobic trolls are out to get you Bloodthirsty MRA fools MRA FOOLS Gotta keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' down!

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