The Invisible Album

by Boo Dudes

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1.	The Pumpkin Stomp 02:06	lyrics	buy track
(fear)
2.	Night of the Wetted Bed 04:26	lyrics	buy track
When I get scared, I piss my pants When I'm scared, I wet my bed It's OK to wet the bed On Halloween or when you're scared If you see a monster standing there Let it rip and wet your bed When I get scared, I piss my pants When I'm scared, I wet my bed Witches creep into my room On Halloween and fall asleep Bellies full of witch's brew Waking up to witch's pee When I get scared, I piss my pants When I'm scared, I wet my bed
3.	Gary Goes 2 Camp 02:22	lyrics	buy track
Gary goes to camp It was full of Christian children The campers like to swim That's when Gary greets them Tickling your toes not a toad But a grown up tadpole Gary goes to camp Gary goes to camp No one understands him Glowing red eyes Itchy and dry from the weed fog Dragging you down Don't drown In his underwater rec room Gary goes to....camp.
4.	Intergalactic Space Clown Messiah 06:04	lyrics	buy track
Get on your knees And pray with me To the saints in clownish paint My Devotee In a rocketship bong On a journey so long Gonna take you to heaven Smoking mids with God Terry is the saviour Horror Clown save ya Gonna murder me baby Space saviour, yeah Your left your mummy with me It can hear the screams Of the women and the children That I eat When the moon is full I'm drinking blood from a skull and I'm never alone On Halloween All the scary things Converge on me and make me pee, THEY MAKE ME PEE But Terry's love It shines above In a spaceship bound for heaven Shaped like a dong As I lay me down to sleep, Horror clowns come visit me I pray to Terry, then I wake I snort some weed and then I'm baked And Beppo's there Beppo is there, too
5.	Despacito 2 03:28	lyrics	buy track
I don't know, I don't speak Italian.
6.	She's So Skeletal 01:53	lyrics	buy track
She's got bones where her face should be She's so skeletal, she's so skeletal She's got hole where her eyes should be She's so skeletal, she's so skeletal Osteo-American No guts, no flesh, no hair, no skin She's a skeleton! She's gonna need a ride home Don't wanna rattle them bones! Clickity clack, dancing in a graveyard She's so skeletal, she's so skeletal Drinking lots of milk in a spooky graveyard She's so skeletal, she's so skeletal I made out with a skeleton I think I might just do it again. Skeleton! Girlfriend!
7.	The Burial Bop 02:51	lyrics	buy track
Try to do the Burial Bop today In my mortuary Try to do the Burial Bop today In my cemetery Full of GHOSTS Buy a neat coffin with a lid today In my mortuary Competitive prices for your grave today In my cemetery Full of GHOSTS
8.	The Historically Black Lagoon 01:52	lyrics	buy track
There is a creature following you Want to run, want to hide But you have to be cool Because he's been here much much longer than you In the Historically Black Lagoon There is a figure lurking in the night As you lock your doors and close your blinds It feels a little racist, but then again you moved... to the Historically Black Lagoon He's got 4 green eyes and a great big tail But not all of them do. That's a stereotype The houses are affordable, but only to you In the Historically Black Lagoon
9.	The Curse of Cancelvania 03:08	lyrics	buy track
You don't return from Cancelvania You live forever with this curse Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania Can't even get out in a hearse! The Count must be held acCountable In the land of ghosts Where the cold winds blow and canceled creatures roam Aunt Jemima. Uncle Ben. Bill Cosby. Kevin Spacey were our friends. Splash Mountain, Roseanne. All condemned! Scientists cancel the world! You need consent to bite girls! But that's ok! Don't cancel me! You don't return from Cancelvania You live forever with this curse Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania Can't even get out in a hearse! Frankenstein will live in shame Of the things he said While he was off his meds and became un-wed Mascots. Team Names. Lara Croft. Xanax bars and white dreadlocks. Coca-Cola. Happiness, now dwell in this abyss Scientists cancel the world! You need consent to bite girls! But that's ok! Don't cancel me! You don't return from Cancelvania You live forever with this curse Count Dracula, the Count of Cancelvania Can't even get out in a hearse!
10.	The Joke That Wouldn't Die 03:48	lyrics	buy track
Caught in the claws of a beast! Born on Halloween eve No one is laughing at me Please set me free, set me free! Beware the joke that wouldn't die! I'm caught in a joke that just won't die! Like Gallagher with pumpkins a'fright or Carrot Top on Halloween night I'm caught in a joke that just won't die Beware the joke that wouldn't die! Like Frankenstein Brought back to life Q: What caused the chicken a fright? A: It was the POULTRYgeist We offer up these puns To our dark lord... S A T A N

about

After years of addiction, Horror Clowns, Christian....zombies, I guess is what they were?........and successful HAUNTrepreneurship, The Original BOO DUDES are BACK with their worst album ever, THE INVISIBLE ALBUM. Hit play and be SCARED if you DARED.

credits

released October 1, 2021

Ghastly Mike Hackenslash - GuitAHHHHHHH!!!!!, WOEcals, psychography, and DERANGEments.

Jesse Boo - BAYS guitARGGGHghgHgHHHH!!, mystic encantations, and scary mummy stuff.

Tad Dracula - SyntheDIEzers, GORGAN, and blood feast catering.

Mixed and MASHED by Ghastly Mike Hackenslash

MONSTERED by Tad Dracula

All audio anomalies CRINGEineered by G.M. Hackenslash @ Terry's Church of The Heaven's Temple's People compound in beautiful Cancelvania in July 2021.

All songs are subsidiaries of GHASTLY MIKE CORPSERATION in association with FINANCIAL FEARDOM UNIVERSITY.

Dedicated to Our Messiah, Terry the Horror Clown and all those that have died and are soon to die in His Name. SLAYmen.