Somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains, Count Dracula makes a GRAVE decision that will change his AFTERLIFE forever! Drinking blood and driving your DRAGULA home is just plain EERIEsponsible!
lyrics
At the Transylvania titty bar
It seems Drac has gone a little far
Sucking blood from all the ghouls tits
They were all ripped! Drunk as shit!
Dracula was ready to go
Drunk Drac tried to hit the road
Undead! Too drunk to drive!
That's how Dracula got his DUI
They took him to the monster jail
Frankenstein wouldn't pay his bail
The wolfman wouldn't throw him a bone
When he called him on the SKELEPHONE!
Only one call from the jailhouse skelephone!
Should've used it on my lawyer, Beelzebub!
Dracula you're getting the book
Drunk bat! You're on the hook.
You'll see a jury of the damned
Before you ever drink blood again
credits
from Ride The Frightening,
track released October 1, 2014
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