It was a dark and spooky night.
The count was down for a friday night fright.
The ghouls laughed and the goblins spoke.
You know your lisence been revoked!
Don’t you drive
Don’t you drive your dragula!
There’s not much time
Til your probation’s up!
But noBLOODY could stop that jerk
Down the highway to hell he swerved
To the bell free of an ex girlFIEND
He hadn't seen since she was 17!
Second strike
Don’t try to fight Sergeant Skellyman
Your lawyer’s right
You don’t stand a chance this time!