There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered.
Somethin' here is spooky and weird
A dark spectre a'fright
is gonna chase me all night
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered
Hey creeper
with the reefer
you can keep 'er
I'm goin' for to see the grim reaper
Another bottle of blood
for my monsterous buds
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered
I'm lookin' scary
and kinda hairy
I should be buried
in a honky tonk mortuary
Don't give me no science
It's the cause of ALL violence
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered