It was a dark and spooky lagoon
Wake up late and leave my tomb
Gillmans Garage sale is beckoning me
Like the screaming bats in Vlad’s belfry
Severed limbs from jaws' victims
Discarded tire but it's got sweet rims
Curséd doubloons from pirate ghosts
Buy it all, from the spooky host
At Gillmans garage sale
There’s deals to make the dead wail
At Gillmans garage sale
It makes financial sense
[bass solo]
There's a Ouija board that's missing a piece
Or relics from the long deceased
He'll probably accept if you offer half
"Haggling’s Welcome" is his epitaph
That grimoire works, the creature can vouch
Nessie moved out, but left his couch
He takes Square, be he prefers cash
So come on in and have a splash
Gillmans garage sale
The creature sips a cocktail
Of algae infused pale ale
It really fuckin stinks
