It was a dark and spooky call
Ringing in my dungeon hall
My rotting heart filled with dread
When this HELLimarketer said
Please
May I speak to the Head
Of the Household
[bass solo]
So I grabbed a jar with the head decomposed
The caller tries to sell a high-interest loan
"Hello sir" the caller began
The head replied "Please call me ma'am."
She
Is the Head
Of the Household
[bass solo]
Though it often has been said
That she wishes she was dead
She is bringing home the bread
She's still the head
Of the Household
