Alright y’all, have all metal objects out of your pockets and tickets ready.
Gotta check your purse ma’am.
This is gonna be one CREEPY con!

NecroComiCon
x2

It was one big fright
On a dark and spooky night
When the summons was heard from the bowels of hell.
All the vampire bats, lookin’ for a snack
Swoop into the Scary Marriott
There were furries with fedoras
In this weeaboo Gomorrah
But the classic toys there are pretty cool.
The blood of nerdy virgins
Draws spooky ghoul convergence
I’m filling up my Tervis and you’re gonna scream

Smell a million virgins
My fangs I insert
into their Veins at this
NecroComiCon
x2

The ancients spoke
Of a spirit that awoke
When the cursed words were uttered
In the Klingon tongue
The feast began to gather
Soon to be cadavers
Cause we’re sucking up the blood
From these virgin nerds

Smell a million virgins
My fangs I insert
into their Veins at this
NecroComiCon
x2

Gamers from dimensions
Beyond this convention
From their basements to this
NecroComiCon

Smell a million virgins
My fangs I insert
into their Veins at this
NecroComiCon

[bass solo]

Smell a million virgins
My fangs I insert
into their Veins at this
NecroComiCon
x2

Gamers from dimensions
Beyond this convention
From their basements to this
NecroComiCon

Smell a million virgins
My fangs I insert
into their Veins at this
NecroComiCon