Dark and spooky Egypt
Where desert mummies creep
There was a spooky wizard baby washed up in the creek
The jewish kids build pyramids
and the pharaoh don't do shit.
Skanking by the river bank a baby wizard hid

He grew up and told pharaoh "I have an evil spell
Let dem rude boy people go
or Egypt goes to hell"
Got a vengeful God with a morbid plot
to torture you with plagues
10, by count, is the right amount
If you don't free the slaves

Blood of the Lamb. God will kill kids.

Moses asked politely that pharaoh would be chill
but now the Nile turned to blood and bugs will make you ill
a spooky ghost is coming
spiders crawling from your head
you'll wish you gave the jews a boot
your kids are fucking dead
It's a simple thing to ask
the golem comes tonight
the blood of lambs on the door
hurray! red stripe!
Wake up in the morning
your first born are dead, sir
The night of unleavened bread

Blood of the Lamb.
Death flies
A baby dies
blood of the lamb
for the angel of death...will kill you
God will kill you.
Fuck you, I'm god.

Skankenstein has seder and Bernie Wolfmen's there
reading from the Skaggadah in their haunted lair
i get verklempt to say it
but at my seder bench
my golem serves the seder plate to every monster mensch
It's not a lot to process
even for a goy
Feasting on the rotten flesh of little girls and boys
Smoking bitter herbs
pass the Manischewitz
Moses was an evil wizard
Give the man some credit!

Blood of the Lamb.
Lapping up curdled blood.
Endless thirst.
Brutal curse