One night I was combing the beach
When something spooky happened to me
Ghosts were wailing
Werewolves bayyyying!

A bat flew up and said to me
"The keg is full and cups are free
Don’t tell what you see
On paranormal beach!"

Drac lays out to get a tan
In the moonlight!
Gets re-buried in the sand
It’s a gnarly afterlife.

Little green men were hanging ten
Nessie’s cracking cans with his new girlfriend!
Ghosts at the Terrifying tiki bar!
Floating with ghouls drinking brains from a jar!

The Lord Jesus Christ is tending the grill
Chupacbra making sure the homies are chill!
Frankie Brought the dank, If you want to throw down
Weed is fucking rank, so get the fuck out!

Cthulu stalking out of the waves
To spit some game at some witchy babes
He strikes out
Humiliating!

You start to flee, you’re sore afraid
But you’re trapped, you can’t get away
You’ll never escape
From paranormal beach!

Sasquatch starts to strum a song
On acoustic.
L. Ron Hubbard sings along
It’s some spooky music!

Just like the werewolf
Under the moon
It’s the zombies in the graveyard
And they’re chasing you!
You got the type of blood
That can make me drool!
Give me your neck
Or your brains
Ah let’s forget about it!

Your neck or your braiiiiinz!

Dimentional beings build castles of sand.
Bodysurfing mummies and a vampyre band!
Don’t tell a soul about what you saw
‘cause we don’t want hassle from the paranormal law!
Dracula is cut off so they called him a cab
But he grabbed his keys and made out like a bat!
It’s a killer party and the ghoulies are freaks
On paranormal beach!