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released October 1, 2017

Sonic phenomena captured around the autumnal equinoxes of 2016 and 2017 by Ghastly Mike Hackenslash.
All demonic liturgy and haunted refrains by G.M. Hackenslash and Jesse Boo except Mummy Wrap freak beats by The Entity from the Other Place
Artwork by Thee Olde Ones
Catering and hospitality by The East Slashville Blood Bank

Ghastly Mike Hackeslash - 666 string, Howling, Baying, Beelzebass, and syntheDIEzer

Jesse Boo - Cursed bass, Dark ritual encantations

Bob Zombie - Saxophone from heck, lead gut-tars

Catfish Taylor - Moaning lapsteel on Fear in my Beer

Cthulhu - Undead shred on The Evil Magick of Science

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Track Name: Fear in my Beer
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered.
Somethin' here is spooky and weird
A dark spectre a'fright
is gonna chase me all night
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered

Hey creeper
with the reefer
you can keep 'er
I'm goin' for to see the grim reaper
Another bottle of blood
for my monsterous buds
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered

I'm lookin' scary
and kinda hairy
I should be buried
in a honky tonk mortuary
Don't give me no science
It's the cause of ALL violence
There's a fear
in my beer
and I'm skeered
Track Name: Haunted Houseboat
It was a dark and spooky day
when I saw Dracula on the lake
The day was dark so he did not fry
but then again, he nearly undied!

Oh haunted houseboat

Blood burger in paradise
minifridge full of blood light.
No rules for the kooky count
but wear your deathvest
so you do not drown!

Oh haunted houseboat

He had some skis made of skeleton
and a suit made from zombie skin
Renfield drove the drag-pontoon.
He's skiing into a blood typhoon!

O' haunted houseboat!
Track Name: Grave Robbin' Grants Goblin
You went to college.
Dean's list!
Good job!
You're an archaeologist.

You're digging holes
in search of gold
with your degree in...
Archaeology

Feed them money
to make shit up and
fill text books.
Steal a mummy
to get more money!
Crypt robbing crooks!

You're in a jungle.
What do you see?
An empty temple!
Time to archaeology

You found a coffin
You got your wish!
Congratulations, you're an...
Archaeologist

Disturb a dead guy
You are beset by
an ancient curse!
Demons ensnare you!
Fuck up your hair-do!
And kill all your kids.

Because you're...an archaeologist :(
Track Name: Bobbin' for Apples
It was a dark and spooky night
she pushed my head down out of sight
Bobbin for apples on Halloween.
Can't come up until I've found my prize
It's how you play and not the size.
I'll go bobbin' for apples if you're keen!

Bobbin'! Bobbin'!
Baby's got me bobbin' for apples
Bobbin' for apples on Halloween.

She played that game with other men
Caught her bobbin' on my best friend

Bobbin' for apples in you're 18

Went to a gala and who was I with?
Caught me bobbin' with Granny Smith

Bobbin' for apples on Halloween


Bobbin'! Bobbin'!
Baby's got me bobbin' for apples
Bobbin' for apples on Halloween.
Track Name: Sarcophagus Rock
Sarcophagus rock
mummified Priest
Creepy Crocodile
Floating in the Nile

Putting a curse on me
Putting a curse on ME

Sarcophagus rock
Beetle head god
Pyramids rule
Undead ghoul

The Sphinx is really old
The Sphinx is really old

Science is bullshit
Science is wrong
Scientists invented the atom bomb

Crashing my tomb
Pissing me off!
Sarcophagus rock
Egypt is dope

All my organs are
stored in canopic jars

Ghosts are real
Facts are dumb
Sarcophagus rock
Science just sucks

We have all the tech we need
in 2000 BC

Science is bullshit
Science is wrong
Scientists invented the atom bomb
Science is bullshit
Science is wrong
Scientists invented the atom bomb
Track Name: Johnny Don't Trick 'r Treat No More
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
Sick of raisenettes and candy corn
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more

Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore
Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore
Carvin' pumpkins is such a bore
Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore
Johnny don't like jack o' lanterns anymore

Johnny still parties on Halloween
Johnny still likes to party on Halloween
Hackin' up the neighborhood
Murderin' teens
Johnny still likes to party on Halloween

Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
He don't want no candy
He's got a taste for gore
Johnny don't trick 'r treat no more
Track Name: Lucifer's Luau
Dark and spooky sand
infernal rhythm from a steel drum band of hell
where demons swell and they're getting a tan.

Roasting flesh of the damned.
A mai tai from a dead guy chilling in my hand
oh shit...
This party is lit!
It's Lucifers luau

Creepy! Tiki!

At Lucifers luau
getting wasted in the heat.

Hula dancin' witch
Ukeleles here in Hades
with that island kitsch
oh no! they're getting brimstoned
at Lucifers luau.

This magma pool
is pretty cool
so I dive in then
i'm writhing
in eternal torment with the ghouls

Ow.

Creepy! Tiki!

at Lucifers luau
at Lucifers luau
we're at Lucifers luau
it is Lucifers luau
Track Name: Mummy Wrap
Mummy wrap!

It was a dark and spooky curse
Came up out my tomb to spit this verse
Homeboy drew a dog with a pointy nose
Anubis straight chillin'
cold clockin' the hoes.

12 cats buried in my house
all lookin' for that mummy mouse
Abbot and Costello, man, fuck them dudes!
Woke me up early, now I'm on the loose

Me vs. wolfman? now that's a sight
but we cracked a brew, yeah we didn't fight.
Listen up kids, you wanna piss off mom?
Mummify yourself to the words of this song.

Mummy Wrap!

Who's that buster took his wrappin's all off??!
It's just that faker Mr. Boris Karloff
I think I sniffed too many bones
Cuz my brains drippin' out
right through my nose

Horus had a line, I'm sure he's alright
but we didn't see him for the rest of the night.
Ra couldn't find him, man, fuck that guy!
Though only does have that one good eye
Heiroglyphs of my crew.
Nile Delta Killaz yeah we comin' for you.
In decay on Nefertiti's barge
Even though we're dead, man
we're livin' large.
N is for the way that I decay
D is for the day I went away
K is for the people who can't understand
how pharaoh turned mummy man

The Nile is flooding
That's my cue to go
My mummy wrap is over
Enjoy the show.
Track Name: Scary Interlude!
[THERE IS NO GOD BUT SCIENCE]
Track Name: The Evil Magick ov Science
In the mystic mountain
In the age of stone
The wizard is creeping in the woods alone.

He will fool you with logic
He is the caster of lies
When you dabble in science
Everybody dies

He draws the evil power
From the written word
In his book collection for which he will be burned.
Got a putrid potion
For people god wills to die
Distilling in his alembic water purified

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
You invented germs
Whoa-oh evil magick ov science

With the power of numbers
He uses math to scry
Peering into the future
with a scientific eye
Slaying simple answers
to god's mysteries
Conjures the lightning
and calls it electricity!

He says witches are people
and monsters aren't real
That bleeding a patient
won't help them heal
He holds a evil sceptre
with a cursed glass eye
Spying on the gods up in the sky

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Thanks for the atom bombs
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
You killed god
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Science is too hard
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Whoa-oh!
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
You study rocks
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Whoa-oh!
Evil magick of science

At the stroke of midnight
Underneath the moon
He plants an evil seed of imminent doom.
It was called sativa.
a poison of the mind.
When you dabble in science...
Every body dies!

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Text books cost too much
Evil magick ov science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Whoa-oh!
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
You killed god
Evil magick of science

Evil magick ov science
Evil magick ov science
Whoa-oh!
Evil magick of science

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