Daddy's working the graveyard We never see him around I saw him hugging the wolfman At the blood bath house Daddy wants to be a mummy Be a mummy! My daddy wants to be a mummy Be a mummy! Mommy looks through his coffin I could tell she was shocked Inside was a picture of daddy Blood sucking a cock! Daddy wants to be a mummy Be a mummy! My daddy is a mummy man A mummy man! Polaroids in the dungeon Daddy's wrapping his bone Like a mummy in bandaids and titty cones! Daddy wants to be a mummy Be a mummy! My daddy wants to be a mummy Be a mummy! My daddy is a mummy man A mummy man! Daddy is a mummy man EQUAL FRIGHTS!

My baby left me long time ago Said she's DYING for a get away Buried Susie down in the snow But you know, she didn't stay that way Doctor Dankenstein Let my baby be Doctor Dankenstein DON'T EXPERIMENT WITH WEED Don't tweak with freaks or the recently deceased Doctor Dankenstein The doctor dug her up from the grave With a shovel made of voodoo glass Took her body to a fucked up lab And administered the ganja gas Doctor Dankenstein Hotboxing coffins in the grave Doctor Dankenstein Turned a corpse into a slave My babe was laid to rest, but now she's crazed Doctor Dankenstein Catch me runnin from dem Dankenstein monsta Eyes zombie red from smokin dat ganja Up from de grave no one is safe Sensimillia smoke fills wit evil and hate Gonna make this an irie monster mash Natty werewolf blowing bongloads of hash Mummy rollin up a paranormal spliff An him tearin up him bandages to roll it up wif Shocked by the lightnin pon de mountain top Lion of Judah, bless my cursed crop (Lord'a'mercy) And I, I and I, me animate again me alive Reanimate again me alive Natty natty neck bolt make i alive alive DON'T EXPERIMENT WIT DE LAMBSBREAD Doctor Dankenstein StrawSCARY headband! Doctor Dankenstein BOOberry goo! Doctor Dankenstein Sour DIEsel! Doctor Dankenstein Skunk-a-doodle-doo! Doctor Dankenstein Let my baby be Doctor Dankenstein DON'T EXPERIMENT WITH WEED Don't tweak with freaks or the recently deceased Doctor Dankenstein

At the Transylvania titty bar It seems Drac has gone a little far Sucking blood from all the ghouls tits They were all ripped! Drunk as shit! Dracula was ready to go Drunk Drac tried to hit the road Undead! Too drunk to drive! That's how Dracula got his DUI They took him to the monster jail Frankenstein wouldn't pay his bail The wolfman wouldn't throw him a bone When he called him on the SKELEPHONE! Only one call from the jailhouse skelephone! Should've used it on my lawyer, Beelzebub! Dracula you're getting the book Drunk bat! You're on the hook. You'll see a jury of the damned Before you ever drink blood again

Do the indian burial ground Do the indian burial ground Accursed indian burial ground Do the indian burial ground There's a new dance that's going around Called the indian burial ground Get a shovel and find you a mound Dig 'er up and see what treasures are found! Plunge your claws deep into the earth Displacing all that sacred dirt Use the power of the elder gods Sifting through the EERIE clods. Micmac burial ground Micmac burial ground I guess it's not really a dance But try it out if you have a chance Until then, I can be found Doing the indian burial ground Do the indian burial ground Do the indian burial ground Accursed indian burial ground Do the indian burial ground

I'm seein' skeletons Jivin' around my street tonight I'm seein' skeletons Oh what a beautiful fright! They're boning in the yard and Drinking milk from the carton I wish they would take this party back to the GRAVE! Those crazy skeletmans Choppin' up lines of calcium Those crazy skellingtons Bleachin' their bones with 151 They won't leave! I can't sleep! I guess I'll just join in the fun From my mouth, a skeleton jumped out and he danced like a bastard in my blood. I'm hangin' with skeletons Sellin' drugs at the middle school I'm a fuckin' skeleton Breakin' all the human rules Drinking milk from the carton, I passed out in the garden. My dog came to bury my ass in the ground

Don't do the indian burial ground Don't do the cursed burial ground Please ignore my prior advice Unless you're willing to SLAY the price The spirits there seemed pretty mad When I dug up their graves and I buried my cat That was a fucked up day I cannot stress enough What was previously said The soil made my cat an asshole He's much COOLER when he's dead Don't do the indian burial ground Don't do the cursed burial ground

Manifest Destiny, baby let's go. I'm bound for Californy, gonna score some gold I'd like to have you for my dinner party Don't show up late, cause I'm feelin' hungry Aw yeah What do you weigh? 'Bout 224? Body fat is great To insulate from snow Hop in my wagon and we'll go to the coast Through the deserts where our bodies will roast JK, there's no deserts on the way. Are you any good with maps? Cause I'm kinda lost. -That looks like the way to me. We could eat these leather straps if worse comes to worse -But I'm stayin' optimistic at this point. I'd like to have you for my dinner party Don't show up late, cause I'm feelin' hungry Aw yeah