All holidays are sinful. Halloween is forbidden, and Christmas is right out (St. Nick, why you such a prick?) Pentecost is the only one allowed. Here's why...
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Halloween I felt real bold, smoked some sticky
yeah the only thing I like is weed
that and my savior Christ
revealed that holidays are sinful
and to trick or treat you can not go
god came down from heaven
and he's got these open wounds, and cross he dragged
St Nick, why you such a prick, yeah
Yule Tide is sinful
Like a witch on a broomstick
Dankenstein said Jesus smoked, blew stanky doink clouds
THC's true blessing shows
holidays are sinful times
the Dachter he said so
Pentecost
the only one allowed
All Hallowed by our goofy god
in a rainbow burial shroud
Did you know my sweet
yeah that holidays are witchery and
It's a sin to trick-or-treat
yeah It's a sin to trick-or-treat
The Thing!, picked up guitar
but I thought that was forbidden
That's when, I blazed some kush
and I don't handle my drugs well
Dank-en-stein said so
he caught me
did you know my sweet
yeah that holidays are witchery yeah
It's a sin to trick or treat
whose mole fleas tend their balls
It's a sin, to trick or treat
