Halloween never meant nothing to me
it's just lame candy
i'd rather boof some heady nuggs
and go and kill some
kids with their whole lives ahead of them
cause trick-or-treating's a sin
and I gave my life to HIM
cause jesus smoked weed

with this sacrament my blessings now abound
and my victims run around
I'm laughin like a clown
goofin and clownin

THC rises from a cursed grave
my LORD my GOD I'm saved
so what? so what? so what? so

many people think marijuana's a drug
but my homie's got tha plug
check this grave I dug
now step inside and

chuff a spliff and get on your knees
repeat this prayer after me
jesus smoked weed

your name is now in the BOOk of life
you can puff any strain you like (because!)
jesus smoked weed

[circle pit]

and when, I feel like giving up
like my GODs forsaken me
i inject a heady bong
to learn what's right, you must do wrong
Heaven's the place for me
up there it's always 420 yea-ahh

chuff a spliff and get on your knees
repeat this prayer after me
jesus smoked weed

your name is now in the BOOk of life
you can puff any strain you like (because!)
jesus smoked weed

Halloween never meant nothing to me
it's just lame candy
i'd rather boof some heady nuggs
and go and kill some
kids with their whole lives ahead of them
cause trick-or-treating's a sin
and I gave my life to HIM
cause jesus smoked weed