It was a dark and spooky night
when I got that creepy invite
"Come on over for a mild fright
from the monster and his bride"
Starts at midnight and ends by 3
No guests but family and fiends
Light refreshments in the backyard of graves.
Come on over for a spooky soirée.
Come and join us at the spooky soirée
If mundane terrors are what you crave
We've got you covered like dirt on a grave.
At the spooky soirée.
We were the first to arrive that night
what a startling and awkward fright!
When at first i had to pee,
a jack-o-latern walked in on me.
There were babies, they were demon spawn
and older relatives dug up from the lawn
I think i saw a cake made of brains?
that's pretty spooky for a spooky soirée
Come and join us at the spooky soirée
If mundane terrors are what you crave
We've got you covered like dirt on a grave.
At the spooky soirée.
Discomfort is the biggest scare
like finding that one grey hair.
Social scenes when you wish you were home
I'll just play on my phone.
